January 2010
73 posts
Watching the Dear John trailer
xamanderx:
funny you should say that. 3 of my cousins who live here in Edmonton actually surf. Like, as a hobby.
I sat here thinking “I don’t know a single guy in the military who surfs. What the fuck is this?”
And then realized that I live in Alberta.
Canadians don’t surf.
The Nostradomus (sp?) Effect
Watched this thing on discovery about 2012. Only got one thing to say.
Bring it own 2012. Bring it own.
A collection of bad jokes I laugh far too hard at
xamanderx:
haven’t had. Gud lulz in a while. Thanks amanda. Need this.
i) How do you fit five Bulbasaurs and two Charizards onto a bus? You poke ‘em on. ii) a) What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. b) What is black and white and laughing? The penguin that pushed him. ...
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I hate British society because it’s hypocritical and cruel (in my opinion) I can’t be myself here. Rescue meeee! Which part of Canada do you live in :)
really? well, i can honestly say that Canada isn’t like that either. I can be myself because of my family and friends and my amazing school, not because of my country. :)
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What’s Your Type?
haha. my type?
simple question. someone who just likes who they are. not cocky, but comfortable. i’ve accepted who i am.
plus, i’m with someone who i think is my type. he’s cute, and funny, and hugs me so tight that sometimes i cough.
i think that’s cute :)
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My uncle lives in Canada. I hate British society, I might move there :)
haha, idk why you would hate it.
i love canada to death, but i definitely want to get out more, know what else is happening in the world. it’s one thing to read about it, and a completely new thing to experience it. I can’t wait to see Britain after I graduate.
ps. Remember. The United States...
blargh
so, i definitely managed to
take taper out and clean the ear
push taper all the way to a zero
leave it in for 4 hours
take it out and put my plugs in
have them in for the rest of day and night
and i was so excited to start stretch the other side, and i promptly wake up to a feeling of emptiness. i roll over and something stabs my back. It was my plug. D}:
so i freaked, and tried to push it...
Half way
So, defs stretched my right ear to a zero this morning. I tool it at at 3/4 to clean it and it bled a lot, I put it back in and the blood acted like lube and and slipped right through. Gross, but equally cool.
New plug in tomorrow! Eek!
left4dead2
i actually am so glad i got an xbox 360. modern warfare 2, left 4 dead 2 and grand theft auto make life so much better. kill zombies, commies and whores. what more could one want?
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i’ll take any question you got. plus your anonymous. why wouldn’t you ask what you want to know? http://formspring.me/M4TTW4RD
hi ho
sometimes i wonder if i would have actually still been alive right now if i hadn’t moved from slave lake to edmonton in grade 9. it actually bothers me that i think i might not have. but at the same time, im so happy i did. the city had done me some good.
i love it here. at least, it’s love compared to what i feel for slave lake.
just a thought
so i just realized how much i actually like the tension in my ears from stretching. i mean, if you know me, you know i don’t deal with pain very well at all, but it’s not the pain i like, just the feeling of having…lol this sounds weird, but a tight hole. like, a tight ear hole feels awesome.
on that note, one of my fave blogs, sublimited+ is express ordering my t-shirt because...
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What would you do if you knew your bf was cheating on you with another guy?
hmm. well….
haha, i guess i would have to leave them. faithfulness is really important to me. no alcohol or drug or anything is an excuse. if you want to be with someone else, than be with someone else, but cheating is never okay.
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do you consider your cock is big?
i wouldn’t call it a vagina slayer.
haha, im extremely average, but i own it.
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I think you are really cute. Your videos make me smile! thats it. no question. <3
awe, well thank you very much :)
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fun. aim&ignite
so enjoying this album.
aim & ignite by fun. the entire album is so good.
:)
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stretched ears
are hot. idc what you think. any guy who has his ears stretched instantly gains like, 34 hot points (on a scale of 50). Which brings me to this, i am currently stretching my ears to a size 0, and it is proving long and rigorous. But i believe it’ll be well worth it. Especially at GRAD 2010! WHOOP WHOOP. so i am excited about it, and might get some new plugs to celebrate once im there.
Is it...
work
so, incase you didn’t know, I am currently employed at H&M.
It basically is the greatest job I have ever had. They’ve been so super awesome with my scheduling and hours and I actually feel like people know me there.
the point of this post is that I haven’t been able to work for 2 weeks and I have a shift today and I can’t wait to see people and work today. It’s...
umm hi.
so, fun fact. if you don’t know me, than this might come as a surprise to you.
i pee a lot. like, a ridiculously large amount. I’d say, at least 7-9 times a day. and the worst part is i don’t even usually drink that much liquid. i just am in a constant state of pee. but not actually, i just don’t think about it until suddenly i just have to pee. it’s weird and hard...
Anonymous asked: :)
Number one reason I should not talk to my male...
xamanderx:
oh my god. It’s stupid how similar we are. This is exactly why I only talk about sex with my boyfriend.
Like, the exact only reason.
Also, incase all you Tumblr readers haven’t figured it out, me and amanda are twins, seperated at birth.
Obviously.
I eventually end up wanting to fuck them. Just out of curiosity, really. Just once. But it’s distracting all the same.
“10 points for being booze sluts.”
– Spencer Knight
Fun Fact:
xamanderx:
learnwithout:
My school has no girl students. This is one of the main things I love about my school.
I pretty much go to an all-girls school.
I mean, technically it’s co-ed, but it’s an arts school. All the guys we have here should have vaginas.
yeah. This has nothing to do with me.
*shifty*
:K
hey.
so today my kitchen flooded again, and water dripped into the basment again, and my room was a soaking wet mess…again. Only this time a plumber was here and fixed the problem. Yay.
Than I went to my sister’s hockey game in a small town about an hour north of where I live, and saw some family. It was really nice. Than came home, baked a cake, and find out that all my friends are...
“Secuuurity. This gurl tried to bite me!”
– Bon Qui Qui
dear xamanderx
me. you. aim. now.
we haven’t had an aim date in SO LONG
dear friends
oh yeah. i’d love to hang out with you guys.
i hate how you spend so much time on a friendship with someone and realize very slowly that they really don’t care about you hardly, if at all.
coming to that realization right now.
“Although the distance is daring, we both know how to drive.”
– nevershoutnever!
flowerfistandbestialwail asked: I think I know what you mean about the nose thing. I experience that once in a while, and if it's the same thing (mine happens right where the cartilage begins at the very bottom of my nasal passage) it's just raw from the dry cold and will vanish soon enough. It's just annoyingly hurty for a few days.
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cookies, vomit, and other not so normal things.
I’m going to blog about something personal today. Last night I spent the evening at one of my best friend’s houses. His name is Evan. The point of this story line is that his brother made cookies that had weed in them. They are now months old, and we ate them last night. They were, by far, the NASTIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER EATEN. I mean, I had a good time, and watched The Fellowship of...
Oooh! I've been noted!
xamanderx:
m4ttw4rd:
I know you don’t ‘lean’ on anyone. But say you needed someone to…not lean on, I’m like SO GOOD at not being leaned on that if you ever needed to NOT lean on me you could totally NOT lean on me.
<3
You’re cute :]
Oh, and: noted.
Hey you. With the piercings. ;)
I know you don’t ‘lean’ on anyone. But say you needed someone to…not lean on, I’m like SO GOOD at not being leaned on that if you ever needed to NOT lean on me you could totally NOT lean on me.
<3
Anytime. Anytime.
xamanderx:
oh. That’s. I thought by physically you meant…in an emotional kinda way. :P
m4ttw4rd:
xamanderx:
I want to share the most intimate parts of me with you. And by that, I mean I want to share my intimate parts with your intimate parts. Physically.
Excuse me gay soul mate, but you aren’t exactly into that. So this ‘anytime’ business is just goofy.
Anytime. Anytime.
xamanderx:
I want to share the most intimate parts of me with you. And by that, I mean I want to share my intimate parts with your intimate parts. Physically.
“Hey. You should make a blog post about me. Yeah? Yeah?”
– Fia Friskie
I miss acting.
joshishollywood:
I used to vibe on that shit.
I would challenge myself to get inside different mindsets, and would get an adrenaline rush off of portraying something convincingly.
The last time I performed was over three years ago.
If I get the chance to do so ever again, I should take it.
I love acting. I can’t wait to go to UBC and join some sort of theatre thaaaang.
<3